Quotes by Katie MacAlister

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—

Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing.“You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to bounce a quarter off ass I am!” she snapped back.An indescribable look flitted across his face. “You are the most irreverent woman I’ve ever met.”“And you’re the handsomest man I’ve ever seen in my life, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to lick you!” she yelled.

... youve experienced the single scene out there - its blood test and background checks and references and Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? Im fine with wither, so it doesnt matter to me.

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious! -JoyIm never obnoxious; Im just concerned. -Roxy

Oooh, dinner and a show! How come you never take us to dinner and a show?He smiled at Roxy. I would spend the entire evening fending off the hordes of your admirers.She fanned herself and grinned back at him. You gotta love all that suave debonairness!

Yes, he is a man, so genetically hes engineered to be dense about many things, but hes not stupid.

Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!”Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

You think I am very cute, you think me sexy, as well. I can read your thoughts, remember.” I hoisted myself up and slid across his body. You are conceited, arrogant, and domineering, everything I dislike in a man. And you are independent, stubborn, and heedless, everything I dislike in a women. I slid my hands under his back and kissed his dampened lips. So why is it that I love you so much? He smiled a smug, masculine little smile and captured my legs with his. Because I love you, and to be loved by a Dark One is enough for any woman.I pinched him in a particularly vulnerable spot and allowed him to kiss me with all the sexy arrogance he had.

I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires. I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a little fang-flashing is going to scare me.” – Nell to AdrianOh, my God! You bit me on the leg! You drank my blood! I am not an appetizer!” You are much more then an appetizer. You are a twelve-course banquet. – Nell & AdrianI slid my tongue around the glossy enamel of his teeth, pausing to stroke down the length of an elongated canine tooth.Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? – Nell

You want to …?” His other eye popped open as I started to slide down his body, intent on exploring that part of him which had given me so much pleasure. He grabbed me before I was able to move four inches. I looked up, worried that I had done something wrong. A familiar strained, tense look was on his face, his eyes screwed up tight. I looked down at his penis. It was no longer in a resting state. “I thought you were sated?”I was. Until you went and mentioned doing that to me. No! Don’t touch me there, woman! For the love of – grk!”A half hour later, Gabriel, his arm wrapped around me because my legs were unusually weak, hustled me toward the house with a grim look on his

His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?

Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it.

My entire body shaking, I carefully unstrapped the seat belt and turned around as far as I could to look at the backseat. Or rather, the dog that sat on it. He was panting, his eyes round, but there was nothing at all odd about him. Other than the fact that Id just heard him speak. You cant talk, I told him. I think I can, he answered.

How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord?

It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?

Ill drive. But dont you be turning into a dragon while youre in the car. I dont want those claws poking holes in my nice upholstery.

Dragon form is generally reserved for mating and fighting. We found over the years that it was simply easier to blend in - physically speaking - if we resembled those around us. Do you wish to mate with me?

For the record, I do not desire your body. Not that youre hideous or anything, far from it. Even with those scars, your chest is really nice, and I like your legs because they arent scrawny, and you have nice shoulders and naughty bits, but Ive never been one to put physical attributes ahead of more important things. Such as? He had his hands on his hips when he asked the question, which just made me want to giggle again. Intelligence, a sense of humor, and oh yes, not being a mythical creature. I swallowed another giggle. Not that it wasnt a cool form, but still. I like my men without the sort of baggage that must go with being a shape-shifter. Is that so? One eyebrow lifted. Yes. Then you will not like this. He pulled me against him, his mouth moving into place on mine, his breath hotter than I could have imagined. And then he kissed the very wits right out of my brain.

Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now.