Quotes by Kathy Lette

“After Puberty Blues , I ran away. It was so daunting to go from overnight nonentity to major celebrity and I was only 18 or something. It was so controversial my dad didnt speak to me for about four or five years. Mum sort of did, but she was the local headmistress so it was very uncomfortable for them, terrible.”

“They dont fear it at all, they see it as a liberation. And when they divorce, of course, they get every second weekend off, the father is more guilt-ridden and tries to do more with his children, becomes a better father often.”

People who say that money cant buy happiness just dont know where to shop.

When youve been around as long as me, Lucy, youll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say Fuck you. - Lockie

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.

I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you

Its not Life that begans at forty, its Death- Victoria

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we dont need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

“People who say that money cant buy happiness just dont know where to shop.”