Quotes by Karl Pilkington

People eat duck and you think, well, weve got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

And weve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

“I think people would live a bit longer if they didnt know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.”

“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. Its nowt to do with the icebergs melting, its because theres too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”