Quotes by Justin Carroll

“I was [working] at Ralphs supermarket when they changed over from paper to plastic. Back then, people were very suspicious of plastic.”

“Good news and bad news. You are going to live, is the good news. Its going to be a horrible life if you dont get it togethor is the bad news.”

“Sex is like a light bulb, making love is like the sun. In Hollywood, there are some great 10ks(powerful bulbs) but they are not even noticed in the mid day sun.”