Quotes by Joy Behar

“My mother had a heart attack when she was about 50. My uncle died of a heart attack at 58. Both of my grandparents on my mothers side died of heart attacks around 60.”

“I started to take myself very seriously in terms of heart disease.”

“[He insisted that Democrats were heading in the wrong direction before he took over, telling] View ... We thought we were going to win by becoming Republicans.”

“Well you know how some people have cancer in their family and some have heart disease. My family was basically heart disease.”

“Well you know how some people have cancer in their family and some have heart disease. My family was basically heart disease,”

“[For Behar, the therapy was successful and her cholesterol levels came down.] It was almost like the kind of high you get when you drop some weight, ... [The weight loss] was like in two months and how much [weight] could you lose in two months, 5 pounds? You know it was like weight loss but it wasnt.”

“He is so different from his persona, not angry at all,”

“Who are you, Woody Allen?”

“Im miserable that youre leaving. I feel like Im losing a sister.”

I dont get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because youre jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so whats the point?

I dont need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

Its a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I dont go there.