Quotes by Jose Canseco

“National past time is juiced.”

“You get them-anywhere. Its-you can go right here to the corner gym and get it. Its that simple. Its that easy. But-obviously, I dont recommend using them or getting them without supervision, or a prescription, because they are illegal.”

“I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it should be.”

“How about your phone number?”

“Can I take you to lunch sometime?”

“is going to be a major deterrent.”

“I had it analyzed at the lab. It was speed!”

“Every time Ive tried to help a woman, Ive been incarcerated. Ive learned my lesson. Im not doing it again.”

“Spend a Day with Canseco on the Hill.”

“I dont know Jose. I was better than Jose then, and Ive been better than him his whole career.”

“And I was alone there. The most miserable time Ive ever had -- the most depressed Ive ever been -- was in that house.”

“Proof Positive, Im a very positive person and Ive moved on.”

“There could be a metabolite from the past, ... No one really knows how long steroids last in your actual system.”

“Maybe not accomplish the things I did, the freakish things I did, being 64”

“There could be a metabolite from the past. No one really knows how long steroids last in your actual system.”

“It sounds like a desperate move to try to be a hero. This is just going to start another war.”

“Theyre taking decent steps. Theyre going to get rid of steroids little by little. The answer is not having Bud Selig do his own private witch hunt.”

“Did I put them in contact with the people to acquire them? Yes. Did I educate them on how to use them properly, and what way, shape, or form, and when, and with what supplements? Yes. Absolutely.”

“An athlete-an athlete may prepare his needle and may ask another athlete to inject him quickly. And thats the way it works.”

“I dont know if Im directly trying to take on the whole baseball establishment. Im just basically telling a story of my life.”