Quotes by Jools Oliver

“We bicker all the time - a lot of my friends cant believe how much. He drives me mad because he never listens to me and I drive him mad because I can be horribly selfish. In five minutes were laughing again.”

“People pick up on some bits of the book in particular, like the bit about Jamies sperm,”

“I know, I know, I probably do need a press manager, ... Jamie was like, JOOLS! But it was just, I was having this girly chat with the journalist and we were getting on so well, it just popped out.”

“Oh, it was fine, ... I did check, you know - as I wrote it, I would ask him, do you mind if I say this and that. If he laughed, I knew I was all right. I could have been much funnier if Id been more explicit about some of it, but Im not a bloody comedian, after all.”

“[Poppy and Daisy, meanwhile, can look forward to further immortalisation in a sequel to the book, which, feminist objections notwithstanding, has been on the top 10 bestseller list for several months.] Id really like to do another one, from ages one to three, but after that there comes a time where you have to say, Thats enough, ... We dont put them in adverts or anything, and I think when they go to school that will be that.”