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Quotes by Jolene Blalock

Jolene Blalock

“I like men who are very cool but who are also so brilliant that they are almost insane. Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits - men who would be flipping burgers if they hadnt found an outlet for their brilliant mind-sets. I also like men who have hands with big masculine veins that you can squish and move.”

“Surfing is such an amazing concept. Youre taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, Im gonna ride you! And a lot of times Nature says, No youre not! and crashes you to the bottom.”

“I was an acidhead and a pot smoker. There was this one time some friends and I were ditching off campus at lunch. We didnt make it back in time, and school officials found us smoking weed in a van around the corner. I was so stoned that when they started taking names and I said mine was April June. It didnt even dawn on me that that was just two months put together.”

“Spock was the sex symbol. A lot of people think it was Kirk. But, no, it was really Spock.”

“Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.”

“The best sex is being with somebody who you know that you know that you know that you know that you know loves you. You know?”

“I think my parents where high when they named me.”

“I like men who are very cool but also so brilliant that they are almost insane.”

“The thing I was attracted to as a little girl was Kirk, Bones and Spock, and their utter loyalty. Theres nothing more powerful than that.”

“I firmly believe in what Stephen Hawking says - that if we dont get off this planet, were going to go berserk. We have to have more space. And maybe thatll mean that we multiply and just destroy another planet. But you know what? Thats mankind. Get used to it. Were not going to change.”