Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

“Its a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. Its funny and accessible.”

“Hit him in the ding ding!”

“You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?”

“I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldnt.”

“You can tell its good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means its good moonshine and it wont make you go blind.”

“I should quit, but man we have so much fun.”

“Get high on grass - the legal kind”

“Unfortunately, you know, its been a while and he, you know, ... Kind of like oatmeal, you know?”

“Is this the worst youve ever had to go boom-boom?”

“Jesus Christ - his weed is NUTS! Im not much of a weed guy - Ill take whatever pills you have - but the weed, man, always hits me wrong. But you try and say no to Willie Nelson when he goes [pretends to take a toke and waves it in my direction], man, you CANT do it!”

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I love Louisiana. Its amazing.