Quotes by John Parrott

“Joan Collins unfortunately cant be with us tonight. Shes busy attending the birth of her next husband.”

“Chop LLC wants to develop upscale timeshares,”

“Yeah, the way hes been playing recently, Ill have plenty of overtime.”

“You just dont know what you will get from Ronnie. I havent got a clue how he will play. Does he know?”

“I think its the venue that every snooker player should aspire to play at.”

“Believe me I was thinking about it. Ive got the concentration span of a walnut.”