Quotes by John Mayer

“I cant wait to figure out what wrong with me, so I can say this is the way that I used to be”

“Id like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.”

“Never, ever underestimate the power of Id Like that.”

“So what, so Ive got a smile onBut its hiding the quiet superstitions in my head”

“Im weaker than you know.”

“I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that thats not really what happiness is.”

“one needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be defended gainst the heaviet odds”

“The more money I earn, the less they can stop me. Where I come from its called fuck you money because I dont have to take an ounce of shit from anybody.”

“The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone wholl go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share a seat on the bus.”

“We like to think that we are stronger than our compulsions. But when time after time we cant break a habit we so badly want to eliminate, we begin to realize that maybe our will power and self control arent as strong as we thought they were. Maybe we are just as weak as everybody else.”

“Everyones stunned when they see me all done up in some kind of costume, but they never ask what im hiding...Im not creating a person that Im not. Im just amplifying a part of me.”

“the trapper keeper is the genisis of OCD for my generation.”

“Everybody is just a stranger, but thats the danger in going my own way.”

“Im kicking myself that I shared spit with you, so F**k yourself and F**K this bleeding heart of mine.”

“This is a song about talking to the person that you havent even met yet. Maybe theyre rolling around in the hay with someone else but, theyre not as good as youll be. You just gotta wait your turn. Shes out there, hes out there. Theyre just learning what to contrast you against [on the track Love Song for No One]”

“I believe that my lifes gonna see the love I give returned to me.”

“And if you never stop when you wave goodbye, you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again. You just might wave hello again. And thats the way this wheel keeps working now.”

“Im thinking about coming out with a full body velour jumpsuit. No joke.If I get tired of playing music, Ill go home. I wont come out with a new flavor of ice cream.”

“Ive always said Ive got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists”

“Never underestimate the power of Id like that.”