Quotes by John Majdoch

“Pimps and hookers are always popular Halloween costumes for adults.”

“Theres no telling how it affected sales. Right now, theyre very close.”

“These days, the witches are hardly old crones with twisted noses. Theyve got fishnets and youd just want to jump in their cauldrons.”

“This mixes patriotism, heroism and sex appeal. That covers a lot of bases. Of course some ladies would rather be a sexy Statue of Liberty.”