Quotes by Joe Rogan

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. Its very weird.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I dont really worry that much about what other people think of me.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I dont care if youre gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. Its all an illusion.

Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

Whats interesting about science is that were constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. Its amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person whos been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that its stretching is if you havent done it, or that you havent done it rigorously for a long period of time.

I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.

Were constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. Were finding it where we didnt think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. Were finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so were having to re-evaluate our own ideas of whats possible on this planet alone.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.