Quotes by Joe Moore

“You cant trust a promise someone makes while theyre drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.”

“Its practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.”

“Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.”

“A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.”

“Before borrowing money from a friend its best to decide which you need most.”

“Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.”

“I like him. Its just that he has this blind spot when it comes to corruption. I dont think he ever realizes the seriousness of it.”

“It is always interesting to put seed into the ground and see what comes up,”

“Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway”

You cant trust a promise someone makes while theyre drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all Gods creatures should be treated humanely.