Quotes by Jim Samuels

“A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life”

“Youre a good example of why some animals eat their young”

“Remember folks-[Stop] lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.”

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.