Quotes by Jilly Cooper

“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”

“Everyone was in stitches at the Queens speech. It was such a lovely, affectionate tribute”

“Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.”

I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.