Quotes by Jeff Smith

“Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!”

“I dont go for the nouvelle approach-serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.”

“His natural leadership skills as a point guard stands out more than anything.”

“The 20-G Centrifuge is our largest facility certified for use by humans. Its capabilities make it a unique NASA resource and a very versatile research tool that is ideal for developing health-maintenance activities for astronauts.”

“We were very impressed with Kellys goals for a basketball program. He is a great family man, he has three kids all under 4 years old (Zachary, Noah and Joshua), and so we thought he would be a great fit for us here at Grace Community.”

“I got a long great with the guys at Franklin Pierce, and there were some incredible baseball players on that team, but I didnt think I was going to get an opportunity to play much there. Having Adam already at the school made the transition pretty easy for me.”

“People can say what they want about them not being the same Lake Central team, but until someone knocks them off theyre the team to beat in the Region.”

“Shes the reason weve been in these games this year. I could talk for days about her.”

“Its frustrating for our kids. Our kids are trying hard and working hard. [Chesterton] made plays when they had to.”

“Were on a limited budget. And I think weve spent every nickel of it.”

Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!Again with the QUICHE?! What kind of self-respecting monster would eat a DAINTY PASTRY DISH?! STEW is what we will make of their bones!Dont get greedy on me! Theres three of them! I just want the little one for my quiche!It was nothing to do with greed! Its a matter of principle! MONSTERS DO NOT EAT QUICHE!

CONTROL MYSELF?!! Im a MONSTER! Monsters dont control themselves! Thats the whole IDEA!

Oops! We thought he had a gun!’ So you shot me in the back three times ’cause you thought I had a gun? I was gonna sue, but they said they was gonna kill me. I was 18 years old, I didn’t have nobody, I didn’t have all this. They kept pickin’ me up, kept lockin’ my ass up, beating me, until I dropped the lawsuit. When I dropped the lawsuit, that’s when everything stopped. That’s what the fuck happened to me. I was terrorized by some terrorists.