Quotes by Jeff Garlin

“He was right. I could have brought the idea to a million other people, and we wouldnt be talking about a great show.”

“She makes every scene shes in better, ... Im sorry if thats boring, but shes a rock. Shes just that fantastic.”

“I dont think he knows ... Until something hits him, whether writing a book or movie, or being in a movie, he wants to play golf, and be with his family. Hes blessed that way.”

“I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With.”

“I was very specific as to what the special would be because I had just directed Jon and Dennis, ... The difference was that mine included a lot more stand-up and Larrys included more behind-the-scenes.”

“I was very specific as to what the special would be because I had just directed Jon and Dennis. The difference was that mine included a lot more stand-up and Larrys included more behind-the-scenes.”

Only now I have added living green to the list. And thats when I realize: there is no ending to the story. There is no I lost my 70 pounds and my house is completely green. Its an ongoing process. There is no end game.Its like success. You think that at some point you make it and then its easy. Nope. The hard work never goes away. In some ways its harder. No coasting.

Theres only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - its either there or it isnt.