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Quotes by Jeaniene Frost

Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.

Youre a beautiful young woman walking without an escort at one in the morning. Why doesnt one of your staff at least see you to your car?Because theyre not sexist pigs who think women are incapable of taking care of themselves.Chance rolled his eyes. This has nothing to do with feminism. Im all for gender equality, but the fact remains that women are targeted for more specific crimes than men, and the perpetrators of those crimes often look for circumstances such as these to attack.See this? Isa pulled something dark and oblong out of her purse. Chances mouth twitched.Turbo Vag

You do that, and I take back every nasty thing Ive ever said about you.He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. Why? Im all those things and more.I shook my head. Ian was more proud of his depravity than anyone Id met, but if he helped me pull Bones out from under four bespelled vampires and one demonically-enchanced vamp, Id shower him with prostitutes and porn while swearing he was an angel.

I dont lack for bed partners, so I dont need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

Ah, mistress, you’re an angel. Sure there’s not a drop left? I might have remembered one more person….”“Up yours,” I said rudely with another belch. “It’s empty. You should tell me the name anyway, after making me drink all that sewage.”Winston gave me a devious smile. “Come back with a full bottle and I will.”“Selfish spook,” I mumbled, and staggered away.I’d made it a few feet when I felt that distinct pins-and-needles sensation again, only this time it wasn’t in my throat.“Hey!”I looked down in time to see Winston’s grinning, transparent form fly out of my pants. He was chuckling even as I smacked at myself and hopped up and down furiously.“Drunken filthy pig!” I spat. “Bastard!”“And a good eve’in’ to you, too, mistress!” he called out, his edges starting to blur and fade. “Come back soon!”“I hope worms shit on your corpse!” was my reply. A ghost had just gotten to third base with me. Could I sink any lower?

There is no way I’m going out in public like this!”It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones had been out shopping. I didn’t ask where he got the money from, images of old folks with their necks bleeding and their wallets missing dancing in my head. There were boots, earrings, push-up bras, skirts, and something he swore to me were dresses but only looked like pieces of dresses.

My parents were dismayed by my love of horror movies as a young girl, then even more dismayed when I kept rooting for Dracula to win instead of Van Helsing.

“Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)”

“By the time Bones announced it was Tammys turn, Id fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.”

“Would you mind repeating that? Im afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what Ive longed to hear.”

“Kitty needs a tounge bath”

“It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.”

“If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)”

“Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much? ”

“Dont kiss me like a woman if youre going to treat me like a child.”

“Im saying that Im a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that youre okay with that, because its who I am, and youre what I need.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me,” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.”

“Shes my kitten, and no one elses.”