Quotes by Jeaniene Frost

You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!”“Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead—all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?”Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?”“Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what!” I announced with a loud hiccup.“Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook!” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave!

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

Charlie whistled Amazing Grace as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldnt he pick something more appropriate, like Shout at the Devil or Dont fear the Reaper? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

Dont care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

The sh*ts gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...Mencheres to Cat

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. Youre shattering every creep vampire myth Ive ever heard.

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles.

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

You can run from the grave, but you cant hide.

I dont mind foreigners. God save the queen! he squeaked and ran.

Winston Gallagher! I said, recognizing the first ghost Ide met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. Dont even think about poltergeisting my panties again. This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little-- Bones dont! I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.

You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. Id be shooting myself in the head if I were you.

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.- Cat re: Bones

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.