Quotes by James Ponti

I dont get involved in anything thats stupid.

If this had been a public-school locker room, there would have been some gray jumbo-sized garbage cans nearby, and I probably couldve taken care of cleanup by myself. But apparently the girls of St. Andrews dont throw anything away, because all they had was a tiny wastebasket and some recycling bins. There were bins for paper, plastic, and glass, but none for rotting corpses. Go figure.

I hate zombies.I know that sound prejudiced. Im sure some zombies are really nice to kittens and love their parents. But its been my experience that most are not the kind of people you want sending you friend requests.