Quotes by James Dashner

What was the point of even having a conversation when words couldnt be trusted?

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

Shouldnt someone give a pep talk or something? Minho asked, pulling Thomass attention away from Alby.Go ahead, Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. Be careful, he said dryly. Dont die.

Awww, Minho said. Thats almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.

Whats going on? Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. Whyre you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?

I can still kick your pony-lovin butt with twice this much pain.Thomas shrugged, I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl. How do I look?Like the ugliest shanky girl I’ve ever seen, Minho responded. You better thank the gods above you were born a dude. Thanks.

I was just kidding, shuck-face, Minho said. Lets all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers.Psycho girl ninjas? Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minhos additude.

I didnt do anyting wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and they [Minho and Alby] couldnt make it. To ignore that because of some stupid rule seemed selfish, cowardly, and... well, stupid. If you want to throw me in jail for trying to save someones [Alby] life, then go ahead. Next time I promise Ill point at them and laugh, then go eat some of Frypans dinner. -Thomas

Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

Rose took my nose, I suppose,” he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting crackle. “And it really blows.

Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that youre not trying to kill us anymore...

Just go with it, he thought. You wont figure out anything if you give in to fear.

... sometimes knowing sucked.

Shouldnt someone give a pep talk or something? Minho asked...Go ahead, Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. Be careful, he said dryly. Dont die.Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.Great. Were all bloody inspired, Newt answered.

Oh, Im good. Seriously, after all these years, youd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

I love the sound of it, Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. It makes me want to sleep. Snuggle my head right up in your armpit and snore for three days.My armpit? Mark repeats. Good thing we all showered up in the storm this morning. My pits smell like roses. Go ahead and get comfy.

They called you the GlueThe Glue?Yeah. Probably because youre kind of the glue that holds us all together

I dont give a crap if youre a Tangent or a really smart llama. Youre my friend and thats all that matters

Yeah, youre a regular Mozart...well, except for the whole music thing.