“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”
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“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.”
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“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
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“I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.”
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“I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either.”
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“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter.”
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“Its not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.”
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“Hors Doeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces”
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“Modesty is my best quality”
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“Gags die, humor doesnt”
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“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air”
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“Im thinking.”
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“Fibber McGee and Molly.”
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“If you dont mind, it doesnt matter.”
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“Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.”
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“A Major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.”
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“I like trying to win. Thats what golf is all about.”
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I dont deserve this award but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either.
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!
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