Quotes by J. Ross Clara

I guess sometimes the truth just isnt worth believing... Personally, Ive always felt that lifes too short for truth. Im just here to be entertained.

The trouble with believing conspiracies is you start seeing them everywhere, right? And everything becomes a part of them. But, of course, the trouble with not believing them is becoming a dupe.

HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I dont do requests.

My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the bodys way of trying to expel something. But instead of some phlegm in your throat, or some dust up your nose, a laugh happened when something really true got into your brain. Something so true that your system just couldnt stand it.

Explanations are for cowards.