Quotes by J. Cornell Michel

I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. Theyre worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.

The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone elses hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.

Ive never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

They all call me Excuse me, even though my nametag clearly says Jordan. Its like people dont actually exist while theyre working. Workers are just tools who arent supposed to have feelings or personalities. You dont become human until your shift is over. Until then, were all just zombies. Were dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.

Its more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

If I could make one wish, I wouldnt ask for world peace. Id wish for a real zombie apocalypse. Ill take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.

You cant take highways during the apocalypse, because theyll be packed with panicky people.

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. Theyre worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.”

“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone elses hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.”