Quotes by Ivern Ball

“Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume its addressed to someone else.”

“Writing is one of the few professions in which you can psychoanalyse yourself, get rid of hostilities and frustrations in public, and get paid for it”

“Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is”

“A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think hes the only one who can save the ship.”

“A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.”

“Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.”

“Ever notice that people never say Its only a game when theyre winning?”

“Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.”

“These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the publisher”

“and nobody minds if you exchange it.”

Knowledge is power but enthusiasm pulls the switch.

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think hes the only one who can save the ship.