Quotes by Howie Mandel

After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family who I hear are wonderful people.

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesnt have that wouldnt be palatable.

I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I cant tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like Id be, I go, Its a joke. And theyd go, Well, what was funny? And they just thought I was insane.

Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I dont want people to expect what is going to happen next.

Im from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And Im thankful for that.

We were a very small circle of writers. Everybody brought to the table their own life experience.

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

There isnt anybody out there who doesnt have a mental health issue, whether its depression, anxiety, or how to cope with relationships. Having OCD is not an embarrassment anymore - for me. Just know that there is help and your life could be better if you go out and seek the help.

You cant be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, No ice cream, buys the ice cream, and says, Dont tell your mother. You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent.