Henry Youngman Quotes

“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”

“If youre not in New York, youre camping out.”

“Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.”

“Take my wife . . . . Please!”

“A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.”

Quotes by Henry Youngman