Quotes by Harland Williams

“he says. Ive been able to star in three movies in my career, and I still havent done that.”

“Its going to be a lot of fun, hot and steamy, just the way I like it,”

“Im really excited to come back to my hometown (of Toronto), oh yes indeed, Im back! Daddys back in black.”

“Well, you know, I just did the old lets go down to amateur night,”

“I think being isolated like that let me really get in touch with my inner voice. I was able to ask myself without any distractions, What do you want to do with your life? Where do you want to go? What do you want to be? And with nothing but blue skies and pine nuts, I was able to see the light.”

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

Id like to explore the more abstract side of peoples minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I dont want to do the typical sitcom-type humor. Id want to do stuff like go bowling with pineapples.