Quotes by Hannah Simone

All of my relationships have happened organically with people who are super cool and in my life and it just moved into a relationship zone.

It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.

Its funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they arent allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentines Day, just because it has to be able to play forever.

If I could travel back in time, Id bring back the entire Wu-Tang Clan.

You can spend the day at work, but when you go home, and youre in the role of a father or a husband, you dont have to remind yourself that you shouldnt tell your wife to hold the messages. If you do, that marriage is not going to last very long.

My mom used to call me a parrot, because the way I spoke would change in every country wed go to.

The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that genre.

I guess there are all these women with a big secret - theyre hiding men they are ashamed of. They come up to me and say: Ive been dating this guy for six months in secret but none of my friends know. I cant give him up even though hes embarrassing.

I went to Coachella once, and it was only to go see Leonard Cohen. I got in the car and sat through all the crazy traffic in L.A. to get there - instead of a two hour drive, it takes, like, six hours. Then I watched his set and turned around and left. I just so wanted to see him perform in the desert.

Thats so romantic, to wake up and find that hes packed a bag - and that for the next 48 hours, everything is taken care of.

I find theres this weird anger thing: Someone will approach me at the bar and say, Hey, can I buy you a drink? And Ill say, No, Im okay. And then all of a sudden, theres this male anger flip, where they go, Oh, you know what? I wasnt even gonna buy you a drink, cause youre not even that cute anyway, and walk away.