Quotes by Green Day

“Tré: Life is like breakfast you just mix all ingredients cause in your stomach it will all come together.”

“>in Divintation< Lavender: >squealing< Oooo! Professor look! I found an unknown planet! Professor Trelawny: That is Uranus my dear. Ron: Can I have a look at Ur anus too Lavender?”

“Do you have the time to listen to me whine?”

“Well critise your government.”

“[to moe on the phone] Hi. Im looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello Im looking for a Hugh Jass!]”

“I met Mike in the fifth grade and started making music when we were about twelve, and the first song we ever learnt together was Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne.”

“(On people like St. Jimmy) A friend of mine was saying how he had a friend, ya know just one of those guys who would fly off the handle and, when they were really young, his parents had this brand new coffee table and hes sitting there, and he just took a knife and wrote Eat Sh*t.”

“[On the show that decided them getting signed by their first record company] Tre booked this show... and he booked this show on a mountain top in Mendocino county. The girl didnt show, the house had no roof, there was no elecricty, and it was the middle of winter... and this is our preformance for Look Out Records. It was funny- someone in the middle of our set says Hey can you move your band? I need to get my car out of here.”

“Billie Joe- We were terrible tennants at the time. We ended up chopping up the stairs for firewood”

“(Billie Joe on his childhood-) ...and then there would be the punks that sit up on the plaza who were the scariest people, because ya know, they would kick your ass. Especially if you ended up showing up if you were like a new punk guy. Theyd just, rip the shirt off your back. They were mean. Cruel people. (Interviewer-) Then of course you became one of them! (Billie-) Yeah, ya know! (laughter) But I was a nicer one for sure!”

“My name is Tre Cool, ....and i snort donut sprinkles,......kind of a sweet drain.”

“I like to smoke a couple of hours before the show, to get in the right mood... I get mad when people are against pot. Thats what makes me mad. It should be legalized. Do it! Do it, but dont give the control to the big tobacco companies.”

“Apathy rules, f*** everyone!”

“Im so beautiful! F***!”

“Im a f*****g idiot.”

“No man can eat fifty eggs.”

“Fuck the dog, the dogs dead.”

“Somebody fuck me!”

“Ill remember 1994 as the year that I ... ate shit.”

“This songs off our album. Its called Kerplunk. Its kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, its like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet.”