Quotes by Green Day

“Tré: I dont understand a word of what Billie just said, so I will just talk about chickens.”

“i have a message for all the kids out there- i never finished high school and im very rich and very sucessful@~ tre cool”

“[said by Tré Cool Green Days drummer] School is practise for the future, and practise makes perfect, and nobodys perfect so why bother?”

“Billie Joe: What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? They were our own clothes, they just happened to be dresses...”

“Tré: I told my dad Yeah I’m going to be a drummer and he said well you can if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance. And I did all that just like bam you know?”

“Billie Joe: Do I want to change the world? To a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed... it needs a kick up the ass.”

“Billie Joe: Do you have a problem? I have a gun. Ill shoot you. No problem.”

“Tré on their first tour bus: Its, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any books to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We dont even read.”

“Billie-Joe: Punk-Rock is dead... and I fucking killed it.”

“Never run in the rain with youre socks on”

“Billie-Joe: Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it”

“Mike: We write music for oursleves. If anyone else likes it, thats great.”

“I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.”

“Mike: Im gonna be cremated. I dont want to be stuck in any box. Maybe theyll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass.”

“>in divination< Harry: Wait, Ive got two neptunes, that cant be right!Ron: >imitating professor trelwany< Ahh! Two neptunes is a sure sign a midget in glasses is being born!”

“Mike: They always say aint that a bitch. Thats why the call them the obitchuaries.”

“Mike: All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.”

“Mike: Green Day is like sex. When we good were really good! When were bad... were still pretty damn good!”

“Billie Joe: I hate celebrities. I really hate them.”

“Billie Joe: With the video for Boulevard of Broken Dreams we were going for something a bit like Ladykillers, you know? Pretty and demented at the same time... like me...”