Quotes by Graham Chapman

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bats piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark

Michael Palin : I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but hes crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here on the first day of his new novel has crossed out the only word he has written so far and he is gazing off into space. Ohh! Oh dear hes signed his name again.Graham Chapman: It looks like Tess of the DUrbervilles all over again.- Matching Tie and Handkerchief, Novel Writing

You see, I dont belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.