Quotes by Gilda Radner

“Id much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and theyre the first to be rescued off sinking ships”

“Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily”

“Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing whats going to happen next.”

“The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what hap- pens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.”

“While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die -- whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness”

“Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you”

“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesnt itch.”

“Its always something”

“I base my fashion taste on what doesnt itch”

“I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.”

“Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase making people laugh. You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.”

“Never Mind”

“Its such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have!”

“Im so full I cant hear.”

“I wanted a perfect ending. Now Ive learned, the hard way, that some poems dont rhyme, and some stories dont have a clear beginning, middle, and end.”

I wanted a perfect ending. Now Ive learned, the hard way, that some poems dont rhyme, and some stories dont have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing whats going to happen next.Delicious Ambiguity.

Suddenly I began to wonder how to please so many people. do I take the magnesium citrate? What about the coffee enema? Do I do both? Do I do the abdominal message or the colonic? Do I tell the doctors about each other? East meets West in Gildas body: Western medicine down my throat, Eastern medicine up my butt.

Id much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

I can always be distracted by love but eventually I get horny for my creativity.