Quotes by George Huang

“We will find out what they do in their spare time. Just to see if they go to any places they shouldnt.”

“Impressions from these peoples close friends and co-workers are also crucial to our investigation.”

“Our clients want to make sure they are marrying the right person. They need to know their partners are faithful.”

“Marriages is no kids play. Those parents just hope to see their children make the right choices.”

This is the only way that you can hope to survive. Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love... does not conquer all.

Say this one time with me: Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that youre going to be able to get is selling SHOES!

Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, its like they say, if youre not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you havent turned establishment by 30, youve got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, What do you really want?