Quotes by George Clooney

“I dont believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. Its a mean thing, life.”

“The only failure is not to try.”

“Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts.But your head still thinks its 23.”

“I dont like to share my personal life... it wouldnt be personal if I shared it.”

“Run for office? No. Ive slept with too many women, Ive done too many drugs, and Ive been to too many parties.”

“Im not smart enough and I dont know enough about whats going on.”

“You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and Im there now.”

“After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, Ill never have kids. Im going to have a vasectomy.”

“I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.”

“Oceans is about glamour. I cant go looking like a slob can I?”

“I was in a bar and I said to a friend, You know, weve become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, Isnt it sad?”

“Im certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.”

“Im really white trash.”

“Were picking on people we can beat.”

“Its early, I havent had a drink yet.”

In the time that were here today, more women and children will die violently in the Darfur region than in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Israel or Lebanon. So, after September 30, you wont need the UN - you will simply need men with shovels and bleached white linen and headstones.

You never really learn much from hearing yourself speak.

At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage wont be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black.

The only failure is not to try.

My biggest fear is doing the same things 10 years from now. That would be a failure. Its something you have to constantly reassess, and asking yourself what you are going to do next makes it a good, long full journey.