Quotes by Garret Keizer

Everyone believes in sin, the people who charge their peers with political incorrectness and the people who regard political correctness as the bogey of a little mind. What everyone does not believe in, as nearly as I can tell, is forgiveness.

People in the city are poor because they are oppressed, discriminated against and alienated; people in the country are poor because theyre too stupid to realize they ought to be living in the city.

I try to remember what I have too often forgotten to my peril: as far as teaching goes, when all you are is right, what you really are is in trouble.

Teachers who complain These kids have no work ethic couldnt be farther off the mark. The problem is not that these kids lack a work ethic; the problem is that some of them see no connection between a work ethic and school. None of them would think, for example, to say to a customer at the MacDonalds drive-up window, Do you think I could get you those Chicken McNuggets some time tomorrow? Yet we give sanction to that sort of request when it comes to school assignments.

My master gives me bread and beer and every good thing.