Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

“Big time, ... I’m always ready for TV. I don’t have to edit my jokes — when you work clean, you can work anywhere.”

“I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ... I cross the board.”

“I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then I’ll slip a little bit, but that’s just the way I perform.”

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and dont talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things dont work out in life, they work out on stage.

Im all about showing people that Im a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act wont grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, Life is great.

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We dont carry guns, we carry cookies.