Quotes by Franklin P. Jones

“Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbors noisy party than being there.”

“Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail?”

“One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebodys listening.”

“Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.”

“The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.”

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”

“All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.”

“I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.”

“Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.”

Bargain: something you cant use at a price you cant resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Bravery is being the only one who knows youre afraid.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize youre not in shape for it its too far to walk back.

Love doesnt make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when theyre paying for it.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and youll find a permanent job.