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Quotes by Flip Wilson

Flip Wilson

“Funny is an attitude.”

“The devil made me do it.”

“Violence is a tool of the ignorant.”

“You cant expect to hit the jackpot if you dont put a few nickels in the machine.”

“The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.”

“Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun.”

“When youre hot, youre hot; when youre not, youre not.”

“Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine”

“What you see is what you get.”

“DonÂ´t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.”

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

You cant expect to hit the jackpot if you dont put a few nickels in the machine.

Funny is an attitude.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun.

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

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