Quotes by Erin McCarthy

Though Trish and her bad boy types werent exactly Kindras style, she had to agree that Violet went for quiet and uninteresting. Sort of like mild salsa. Why even bother? Youd be better off just biting a tomato.

Honey, nobody ever knows someone completely. You have to just enjoy what you do know and have faith in the rest.

And the thing is, we can’t fail. We’ve already hit the bottom and come out of it. From here on out, if we just love and listen, we can’t go wrong, babe.

Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.

Did I ever tell you the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one? she asked him, indulging herself and letting her head rest on his shoulder. God, he felt good. Her man. Where her head was meant to lie, right there, on him. Whats the difference?A Northern one starts once upon a time, while a Southern one starts yall aint going to believe this shit.

I am successful because of my brains and my guts, put together, and I dont need some fancy-ass degree from a bunch of sweater-vest-wearing pricks who havent gotten laid since Bush Senior was president... Do you know who studies sociology? People who would rather observe life than live it.

If Im working this hard in the morning, Id prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.

And everyone is always saying that marriage is really hard and takes a lot of work. But the thing is, when you know that you love someone, those things don’t matter. You have to push all the everyday things and the outside world away, and just enjoy knowing that this is the man who has the chest your head is meant to lie on.

This was fun. We should find out were still married more often.Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?Nobody Id rather burn with than you, babe.

Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you.” Ty sighed. “I think I’m too old for this bachelor party crap.”“We’ll be planning yours soon enough.”That was so not appealing, Ty was almost scared. “Let’s just go fishing and call it good.”“Done.

Seamus: I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffeeCara: Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?Seamus: YesCara: Do you like sex?Seamus: YeeesCara: Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.

I mean, its okay if youre the one with the low sex drive. Well just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.

Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since shed been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikkis wedding, and forming a placenta.

Once upon a time she had liked to dance. When she had been about the same age as the little brunette out there who kept lifting her dress up over her head. Now that was living. Just lift your dress if you wanted to get down and dont worry what anyone thought.

Literature wasn’t intended to be about perfect people, it was about flaws, very real and very deep human flaws.

But the truth is, I want to be some womans work boots, not her high heels.Work boots? What was sexy about that? And did women have work boots?Yeah. You know, the boots she pulls out when she wants to get down and dirty, hiking or gardening or boating or painting the kitchen. The ones she relies on and trusts and lives her life hard and good and on her terms in. Her favorites.

You need to decide whether youre willing to risk being hurt, plain and simple. You can go for it and have a wonderful relationship. Or you might go for it and crash and burn brilliantly. Its up to you if you want to take that risk, up to you if its worth it or not.

Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn’t asked for and weren’t expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.