Quotes by Eric Andre

Ive never seen The Goonies. Ive never seen Indiana Jones. I watched UHF over and over again when I was little, and that was it. I had no time for any other movies. I watched Naked Gun, UHF, and Airplane! over and over.

Its funny - almost every comedian that I started out with moved to L.A., except for my two friends Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer. And my two friends that are doing the best in comedy, the most successful friends I have, are Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer.

I dont think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a Tonight Show kind of thing. But Im open to whatever is done well. I dont have any agenda. Im not like Fugazi - Im not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good.