Quotes by Eminem

“The truth is you dont know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”

“Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. Theyre only powerful when you got your back turned.”

“To the people I forgot, you werent on my mind for some reason and you probably dont deserve any thanks anyway.”

“A lot of truth is said in jest.”

“I am whatever you say I am; if I wasnt, then why would you say I am.”

“Its funny how all the magazines can dwell on my race, but they could never say that my shit is whack because they know my shit is tight!”

“Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.”

“If theres not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something.”

“Why is it so hard for people to believe that white people are poor?! I wouldnt say I lived in a ghetto, Id say I lived in the hood. The same friends I had back then are the same people on tour with me now.”

“Whoever likes my stuff, likes my stuff. But just know Slim Shady is hip”

“They say music can alter moves and talk to you. Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too? WIll if it can and the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge it was my fault...and Ill get sued!”

“Itd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there arent kids who took up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. Im not a baby sitter.”

“I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.”

“Im stupid, Im ugly, Im dumb, I smell. Did I mention Im stupid?”

“These times are so hard, and their getting even harder.”

“Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent. Leave that to me.”

“Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent... leave that to me”

“Holy Gigantical Completely Natural Bulges!!!”

“When I say Ill murder my babys mother, maybe I wanted to, but I didnt. Anybody who takes it literally is ten times sicker than I am.”

“Will Smith dont got to cuss in his raps to sell records - well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too”