Quotes by Ed Wood

“My girlfriend still doesnt know why her sweaters are always stretched out.”

“Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.”

“Hes too short, hes too... tall, hes... just not going to work.”

“We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artists vision.”

“Are you people insane? Im the director. I make the casting decisions around here.”

“What do you know? Havent you heard of suspension of disbelief?”

“We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now were looking for completion funds.”

“Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows whats causing them, but its upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.”

“This storys gonna grab people. Its about this guy, hes crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? Hes torn, Georgie. This is drama.”

“Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then youve got something.”

Youre the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste!

One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp.

Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows whats causing them, but its upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.