Quotes by Drew Carey

“I see my face in the mirror and go, Im a Halloween costume? Thats what they think of me?”

“someone once said that thered be no wars if women ran the world..... well thats a load of crap.. im sure that no one would start a fight for no reason if women ran the world...”

“I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.”

“Most of America gets it.”

“Thats the great thing about having your friends around you, ... Ive known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldnt ask for a better work environment.”

“I didnt see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. Thats why Im going out on this tour. If the show wasnt picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.”

“The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.”

“I cant think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then youd be really screwed.”

Oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so?Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Eating crappy food isnt a reward -- its a punishment.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports.

But sports photography isnt something you just pick up overnight. You cant do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Mens National Team. I can say that theyre my favorite sports team.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and Ill go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

Theres no way I can justify my salary level, but Im learning to live with it.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.