Quotes by Donald Glover

I don’t want to sit there and be like, ‘Oh, I don’t care what the audience thinks.’ It does matter to me. I just want them to think, to be honest.

I just keep losing. I mean, some people just...are supposed to lose? For balance in the universe? I mean, like, are there just some people on earth who...are supposed to be here just to make it easier for the winners?

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

I call Community the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. Its the best job ever.

I think its a comedians job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, Im not gonna test it. Ill just test it when Im onstage.

I personally dont believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.