Quotes by David Wygant

“Its awful. Theres no reason for it. A lot of women have no idea how hard it is for a guy to approach a woman to ask her out. Maybe hes got no clue that youre not interested, but to give him a phone number so he gets ridiculed and rejected? Its mean. Its a waste of time. Its bad.”

“The majority of people in Blockbuster at 7 on a Saturday night are people whose plans have fallen through. So its easy to walk over and talk to them.”

“If theyre looking at fruit, walk over, grab a peach, feel it a little bit, and say, I dont know how to tell which ones ripe . . ..”

“If youre a girl, you give the glance. If youre a guy, you debate with your friends if you should walk over?its so ridiculous.”

“[Women] will share their body with you, if you are interested in them.”

“Its way, way too much pressure if you go overboard at this stage. If you go overboard, its over.”

“That would be a gift that a guy would basically redeem as quickly as possible. Youre going to do this for him, and hopefully he will reciprocate.”

“Guys, I know this takes creativity and work, but youre going to absolutely blow her away.”

“Its not about the present. Its about getting away. Its about 24 hours together, uninterrupted.”

“That would make a guy go crazy. Have a great dude movie -- like the 40-Year-Old Virgin or the Wedding Crashers -- to watch after dinner. He wont want to watch it, so dont worry about it. The point is that youve made the effort.”