Quotes by David Wood

“College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink”

“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didnt answer the phone.”

“Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.”

“The number of proof-of-concept viruses is increasing but thats not to say there has been an increase in the risk of infestation or there is any need for panic or worry,”

“If somebody says: Can I borrow your phone for half an hour and put an application on it? youd be suspicious, ... So why would somebody open an application from somebody they do not know?”

“We cant cut out a route.”

“He is part of the case, but because the case is sealed we cannot say anything mo-re.”

“so we can shore up the coastline.”

“Even with six surgeons working there it was struggling to get that number because there is not enough theatre time to do the surgery.”

“I got to play on a team of great guys in a great community. This community kept us going throughout all the bad times. Win, lose or draw we are all happy.”

“We spent $125,000 last year and budgeted $157,000 this year, ... Its probably not going to be enough.”

“The orthopedics department has effectively been shut down because you need a certain number of cases - 250 every six months - to maintain adequate training for registrars,”

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?