Quotes by David Hasselhoff

If you dont respect me youre not gonna get that respect back.

I dont care why they love me, as long as they love me. I think people respect me because they feel like - Im kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You cant get rid of me. I just keep coming back.

Failure usually works for me in the end.

My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when its snowing outside.

Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way.

I think laughter is the best medicine. If you cant laugh at yourself, then you cant laugh at life and the silliness of it all.

When I play discos in Belfast or freshers week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. Its odd, its funny, and it pays really well.

I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.