Quotes by David Cross

“We knew Eric could be an excellent player and he is proving that this year, ... He really has added to the excellent play from the rest of the team this season.”

“It was a hot fire,”

“At that point, we worked to contain the fire from the outside.”

“I go for looks, how they operate, but mainly who is going to stand behind them,”

“We are just pleased to help out, ... We want to help people that may be evacuating the Gulf Coast area to have some normalcy and take their minds off Hurricane Katrina for a couple of hours.”

“[Danville, VA - Danvilles third baseman Eric Campbell had a year for the record books. Campbell (a second round draft pick in 2004) broke several team and league records, and now has another title to add to his hardware. His homerun total (18) for the 2005 was the highest of any player in Short-A or Rookie Classifications.] This is a great accomplishment when one realizes that there are 61 teams between the two classes, ... He had one heck of a year, as did the team. We look forward to watching his progress up through the system.”

“If the owner hadnt come and seen the smoke, by time this place opened tonight it would have been rolling.”

“We mostly get together and have fun. Its a great place to play music with a small group of nice people.”

“There are a lot of reasons for that. For one, we have good light here.”

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

Religion triggers a lot of emotions in me, most of which stem from being raised Jewish in a very Baptist community in the South. I didnt believe any of it from an early age - the clubby quality of whatever religion or church you belonged to, Judaism included. It just struck me as foolish.

If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. Ive never taken that as criticism. Its the way I naturally communicate. But Im not faux-angry, like Lewis Black, or angry like a gun-toting crazy person. Im just angry in a mild way - its not like Im going to do anything about it.